A Letter to Katie Holmes

Now does anyone doubt me when I say that he's a whack job? Tom Cruise has read the "research" on Ritalin and the history of psychiatry. Hmmm. And any minute now the entire cast of Cirque du Soleil is going to fly out of my behind and peform Quidam on top of my desk.

That is completely laughable. So this fool is basically saying that he is as qualified as any medical doctor to properly evaluate and comment on the effects of drugs to treat mental illness. Right. If that's the case, what are all those idiots wasting time and money on med school for? He should have told people that they could just ask him the answers a long time ago, and we wouldn't even NEED doctors.

It is with this in mind that I felt compelled to write Ms. Holmes a letter:

My Dear, Sweet, Gullible "Joey,"

Please open up your pretty eyes and see that standing before you is a buffoon. He's an adulturous loser who's more interested in feeling "in love" than making a marriage work. Once he gets tired of jumping up and down on people's couches and you get a few years on you, how long do you think it will be before you'll hear about your own version of Penelope Cruz on the news? His ex-wife was young, and sparkley-eyed once, just like you.

I understand that you dreamed of marrying him as a little girl. But you're not a little girl anymore and it's high time you realized that marriage is NOT a fantasy. He said the same things about being all in love with Nicole that he is now saying about you. You aren't special, honey. You're just fresh. Look at his past and see that while he claims to know how to run everybody else's life better than they do, he can't even honor his promises before God or whatever higher power he believes in. If he would lie to GOD, my dear, he would certainly lie to you.

Run, "KATE," run.

Update: Mississippi Burning

GUILTY!!!!! After deadlocking on murder charges, the jury in Philadelphia, MS, found Edgar Ray Killen guilty of three counts of manslaughter. Although it's not the murder conviction prosecutors wanted, each of the three counts carries a penalty of up to 20 years in prison. He hasn't been sentenced yet, but basically this monster will spend the rest of his natural life in prison.

If he's not scared, he should be. Prison should be the least of his worries, although I do hope that he will always sleep with one eye open. Now he can see what it's like to live in terror. There are monsters behind those walls, and they are extremely good at getting into places you think they can't reach. The difference is, the monsters in there won't be dressed up in bedsheets because they aren't afraid to show their faces.

He has enjoyed 41 years (to the day because the three young Freedom Riders disappeared on June 21, 1964) of freedom to live life and enjoy his family. While the families of James Chaney, Micheal Schwerner, and Andrew Goodman have had to relive their losses like car wrecks every June 21. Now they can rest a little easier knowing that the man who masterminded the murder of their sons is getting some of what's coming to him.

In any case, I think we can say that some measure of earthly justice has been done. The justice he will face when he leaves this world is not something I would want hanging over my head. I am very proud of my homestate of MS for taking some steps to show the world that things ARE different there. No matter what people think of the state, there are plenty of supposedly "progressive" states in the union who are doing absolutely nothing to deal with hate crimes that have gone unpunished. Did you know the state of NY has one of the HIGHEST hate crimes rates in the US? Maybe it's time the rest of the country starts trying to be like Mississippi and gets busy flushing the roaches out from under the baseboards.

Read the full story here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8290795/.

Things That Make Me Go Hmmmm.....

Why do people go to the same fast food places they always go to, but when they get there, they stare at the menu board like it's the matrix? Just pick something, you idiot! It's the same crap that was on the menu when you went there YESTERDAY.

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Why is it that criminals think that THEY are the ones who are going to beat the cops and the helicopters in a high-speed chase? Have these people ever seen a chase on TV? How many of them actually end with the driver getting away? Here's a thought. Don't commit crimes.

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Why is there always somebody in line at the grocery store with $75 worth of stuff when they know they only have $25 to their name? Now, mental math is not everyone's strong point, but you have to have some idea of how much the stuff you picked up is going to cost. What? Are you hoping for an at-the-register sale to help you make up the difference?

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While we're on the subject of the grocery store, God save me from the fool who is determined to pay for his groceries with CHANGE! Unrolled change, no less.

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If you're driving around in a $45K Lexus that has a busted out back window, which you have patched up with duct tape and a garbage bag, your choice of vehicle is out of your league. If you can't afford to fix the window, you don't need the car.

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Just because they make spandex in your size doesn't mean that you must buy it. Big people, it's NOT your friend! Remember how many pairs of biking shorts were eaten alive by large thighs during that craze? Stop the carnage!

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If you see a tube top in the store and it looks like a tire, recognize how wrong that entire concept is and leave it where you found it. If that's your size, you don't NEED a tube top.

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Repeat after me. The check cashing place is NOT a bank.

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Why would anybody RENT rims for any car, but especially a hooptie?

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Why don't people teach their daughters to pick up their feet when they walk. If I see one more young girl sliding through a store in flip flops like a train, I'm going to scream!

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Why do aliens return abductees? What could you possibly do to get kicked out of SPACE?

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If I have the right to remain silent, why are you talking to me?

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